- i hate it when teachers say this
- teacher: from all this talking, i assume you're done
- me: from all this complaining, i assume you're single
- Attempted suicide: Attention seeker.
- Successful suicide: Beautiful and loved.
- Contemplating suicide: Overdramatic.
I’m finally doing my 8 page essay that’s due tomorrow morning and I got like 4 pages done in the past hour I’m so proud of myself
Beauty or brains?
Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously?
Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.