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Hello I am Hannah (like Hanukah but without the last part). I am 19 and I am a junior psych major at Ithaca College and I spend way too much time updating this blog that no one cares about. It's basically a clusterfuck of bad jokes and TV shows I like and angry feminism and random posts about whatever's going on in my life and it's all very exciting.

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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(via lanaparrillasboobs)

— 13 hours ago with 97912 notes

sassygaymalec:

kaciart:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down the sink and made my own cup

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sounds more like the american revolution if you ask me

(Source: wsswatson, via eastc0astheart)

— 13 hours ago with 218375 notes

thegreatbigfour:

thefutureauthor:

*whispers* Mulan, Merida, and Rapunzel didn’t have men saving them

*regular voice* Lilo and Nani’s sisterly love for each other was a big point in their movie

*slightly aggravated voice* Enchanted questioned marrying a man you hardly know

*shouting* FROZEN ISN’T THE FIRST MOVIE TO HAVE THESE POINTS

THANK YOU

(via the-pie-is-worth-it)

— 14 hours ago with 64816 notes
dennys:

The American summer past time of collecting fire-fries is a beautiful one.

dennys:

The American summer past time of collecting fire-fries is a beautiful one.

(via broughttoyoubytheletterfive)

— 14 hours ago with 43998 notes
fricklefrackphan:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

where the fuck do you go to school where felines are allowed to roam free in the classrooms

fricklefrackphan:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

where the fuck do you go to school where felines are allowed to roam free in the classrooms

(via walkoffthemountain)

— 14 hours ago with 196441 notes
Life Hack

hawk-heart:

Don’t tell a young bisexual who just became open and comfortable with herself that she’s a closet lesbian. If you feel the need to, superglue is sold at most grocery stores and works wonders on keeping your fucking mouth shut.

(via lanaparrillasboobs)

— 14 hours ago with 1626 notes

opalbaefong:

after all of Bolin’s jokes, they will rub off on Opal, and she will start to say them too like, “Im your BAEfong”

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

— 14 hours ago with 72 notes